Ticker // $SEARCH
SEARCH
999 APPLICATIONS.
0 RESPONSES.
The modern job market is not broken.
It is loading.
You are not unemployed.
You are currently in the application queue.
System Status:
Phase 01 // The Applications
THE APPLICATION
Upload your resume.
Rewrite your cover letter.
Create another account.
Answer 37 personality questions.
Click submit.
Receive nothing.
Resumes Uploaded
0
Cover Letters Rewritten
0
Passwords Forgotten
0
Sanity Remaining
0
Entry Portal // Loading Requirements
ENTRY LEVEL
8 YEARS EXPERIENCE REQUIRED.
Requirements
- Bachelor's degree
- Master's preferred
- AI experience
- Startup experience
- 4 internships
- Must be self-starter
- Must be team player
- Must accept $47,000
The market demands everything.
The market offers exposure.
Eligibility Scan
Result: insufficient experience for a role titled entry level.
Phase 03 // The Silence
GHOSTED
Thank you for applying.
Unfortunately, we decided to move forward with another candidate.
The position has been filled.
The position has been paused.
The position has been reposted.
The position never existed.
Thank you for applying. We appreciate your time.
The position has been paused while we re-evaluate business needs.
We have chosen to reopen the search for additional candidates.
Final Phase // The Search Continues
KEEP SEARCHING
Millions of people.
Millions of resumes.
Millions of applications.
Everyone refreshing LinkedIn.
Everyone checking their inbox.
Everyone hoping this one is different.
The search has become the job.
APPLY.
REFRESH.
REPEAT.